Can I Bitch

[ti:Can I Bitch] [ar:Eminem] [al:Straight From The Lab] [by:van] [offset:500] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:00.00]Eminem - Can I Bitch [00:09.81] [in a high falsetto voice] [00:11.81]Uncle Marshall! [00:13.92]Will you tell us a bedtime story? [regular voice] [00:18.82]Here we go... [00:20.46]Now once upon a time not long ago [00:22.98]There was a little rapper about to blow [00:25.19]But his album came and it was not good [00:27.40]I think it went lead or double copper wood [00:29.48]So the silly little fans they were mislead [00:31.76]By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head [00:34.07]Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash [00:36.34]Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass [00:38.64]Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to [00:40.93]The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer [00:42.88]To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister [00:45.25]Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister [00:47.56]And in this corner, we have the mister [00:49.65]Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister [00:52.04]Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for [00:54.23]this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin' [00:56.53]Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor [00:58.69]I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta [01:00.92]You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya [01:03.15]Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya![Chorus] [01:05.49]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch [01:07.60]Where for art thou Can-i-bitch? [01:09.85]Please tell me what happened with [01:12.02]That style that you were rappin' with [01:14.27]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch [01:16.51]Are you from Los Angeles [01:18.67]New York or just a janitor [01:20.86]From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch[01:23.25]Now at first I ain't really understand the shit [01:25.28]Picture me for a second and imagine it [01:27.43]Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin' [01:29.57]When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners [01:32.02]It's Can-i-bitch on some Stan Lives shit [01:34.25]It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick [01:36.58]For me, being just a sick, this conflict [01:38.78]Gets my dick harder than arithmetic [01:40.70]And I know how you jealous ones envy [01:43.03]I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me [01:45.61]The first two letters you were tellin' me shit [01:47.56]Like you respect me, like any other regular MC [01:50.06]The third letter you ask how come I ain't return [01:52.21]None of the messages at Shady Records you left me [01:54.51]The fourth letter: Slim, you really startin' to upset me! [01:56.72]The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me [01:58.96]The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building [02:01.19]This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! [02:03.28]So I went back and read the first few letters that said [02:05.98]Some shit about a message you left [02:07.73]Oh shit, that's not an E that's an A [02:10.04]This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!! [02:12.31]Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre [02:14.38]We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way) [Chorus] [02:16.86]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch [02:18.90]Where for art thou Can-i-bitch? [02:21.24]Please tell me what happened with [02:23.52]That style that you were rappin' with [02:25.74]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch [02:27.96]Are you from Los Angeles [02:29.88]New York or just a janitor [02:32.21]From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch [02:34.61]So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib [02:36.67]The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives [02:38.88]And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship [02:41.15]Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it [02:43.42]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost [02:45.61]We can fly over the border Let's go [WOOSH!] [02:48.00]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed [02:50.16][BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri [02:52.37]Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste [02:54.58]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case [02:56.80]Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car [02:59.02]Oh well, only 30 more t