Drunk

[ti:You're Pretty When I'm Drunk] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [by:Adam Liwski] [la:uk] Bloodhound Gang / You're Pretty When I'm Drunk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:15.00]One night me and the crew hit the rad on a mission [00:18.00]To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' [00:21.00]Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless [00:23.00]Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus [00:25.00]And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb [00:28.00]And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young [00:30.00]Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink [00:33.00]Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink [00:35.00]M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup [00:38.00]Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up [00:40.00]Cause I'm the one bottle Willy with the 12 Horse Ale [00:43.00]After that I get silly like Soupy Sales [00:45.00]Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed [00:48.00]A six of Shlitz and the jew brew Manischewitz [00:50.00]With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle [00:53.00]I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle Chorus: [03:04.00][02:53.00][01:46.00][00:56.00]Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk [03:05.00][02:55.00][01:47.00][00:57.00](You're pretty when I'm drunk) [03:06.00][02:56.00][01:48.00][00:58.00]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:08.00][02:57.00][01:49.00][00:59.00](You're pretty when I'm drunk) [03:09.00][02:59.00][01:51.00][01:00.00]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:10.00][03:00.00][01:52.00][01:01.00](You're pretty when I'm drunk) [03:11.00][03:01.00][01:53.00][01:03.00]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:12.00][03:02.00][01:55.00][01:04.00](And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk) [01:15.00]Here she comes, a funky fried cutie [01:18.00]Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty [01:20.00]Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery [01:23.00]You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me [01:26.00]But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be [01:29.00]Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a Pygmie [01:31.00]Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone [01:33.00]And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone [01:36.00]Plus beauty, it's only skin deep [01:38.00]It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak [01:40.00]I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can [01:43.00]It's a menage a trois you and me and Heineken (Chorus) [01:56.00]Regrets I've had a few [01:58.00]First and foremost I'd like to mention you [02:01.00]For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy [02:03.00]You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy [02:06.00]You can call it big-boned, I'd prefer to call it gut [02:08.00]You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt [02:11.00]You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy [02:13.00]I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry [02:16.00]It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat [02:18.00]So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot [02:31.00]I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian [02:34.00]Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin' [02:36.00]I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance [02:39.00]But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants [02:41.00]At that junction I came to realize [02:44.00]That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size [02:46.00]Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament [02:49.00]That you were not a girl you were an experiment (Chorus)