Why (Accoustic Ver.)

Bloodhound Gang - Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:05.00]Why is everybody always pickin' on me? [00:23.00][00:21.00]The morn' that I was born [00:26.00]my old man beat up the doctor. [00:29.00]He clocked the doctor [00:30.00]cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca [00:33.00]The doctor said sir you're misled sir [00:35.00]which infers you mistook me [00:37.00]I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a Wookiee [00:42.00]What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son [00:46.00]He looks like Chewy Baba Booey Babba Booey [00:47.00]and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one [00:50.00]To put it mild your newborn child's nutty fu-fu lookin' [00:54.00]I'd shove him back in the oven until he is done cookin' [02:48.00][01:03.00][01:07.00][01:11.00][01:15.00][01:49.00][01:58.00][02:02.00][00:58.00]But why's everybody always pickin' on me? [02:50.00][01:01.00]Cause my 15-year old cousin has less acne [02:54.00][01:05.00]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 [02:59.00][01:09.00]Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee [03:03.00][01:13.00]Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby [03:07.00][01:51.00]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties [03:11.00][01:55.00]Couse you run like a girl and you sit down to pee [03:15.00][02:00.00]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady [02:04.00]You took your mom to the prom but got lucky [01:17.00]Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali [01:20.00]I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you [01:22.00]So back me up Bill [01:22.00]Yea, and you're ugly too [01:25.00]So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese? [01:26.00]Or wear a fish net shirt by Charms with my Sergio Valenti jeans? [01:28.00]And my mirror never lies but it always verifies [01:30.00]I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie. [01:32.00]You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand [01:35.00]Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man [01:37.00]And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first [01:39.00]But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse [01:41.00]About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdinck [01:43.00]And that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink [01:45.00]I know I'm known as Polaroid [01:46.00]I'm not a total retard [01:47.00]It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged [02:07.00]Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased [02:10.00]And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD [02:14.00]Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts [02:19.00]As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut [02:23.00]Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan [02:24.00]they should have let him be [02:25.00]And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me [02:27.00]See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm [02:29.00]Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [02:31.00]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm [03:20.00]Cause no one likes you monkey boy.