Funny Honey

[encoding:gb2312] [ti:funny honey] [ar:renee zellweger] [al:Chicago] [by:spirit77] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:00.00]Renee Zellweger / Reilly, John C. / Colm Feore - Funny Honey [00:00.00] ~~~~~~~~~~~~By Spirit77~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [00:00.00] (︶ε︶) [00:01.23] [00:01.71] [00:09.79][Spoken] [00:12.67]For her first number [00:14.04]Miss Roxie Hart sings the song of love and devotion [00:17.89]Dedicate to her dear husband [00:20.09]Amos [00:20.96] [00:21.60][ROXIE] [00:23.11]Sometime's I'm right [00:25.35]Sometime's I'm wrong [00:27.87]But he doesn't care [00:30.84]He'll String along [00:34.58]He loves me so [00:37.76]That funny honey of mine [00:43.23] [00:45.84]Sometime's I'm down [00:48.07]Sometime's I'm up [00:50.69]But he follows 'round [00:53.08]Like some droopy-eyed pup [00:57.48]He love me so [01:00.78]That sunny honey of mine [01:06.02] [01:08.80]He ain't no sheik [01:11.66]That's no great physique [01:13.52]and Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts [01:18.50] [01:18.96]but look at that soul [01:21.92]I tell you, the whole [01:24.44]Is a whole lot greater than [01:27.81]The sum of his parts [01:31.95] [01:32.52]And if you knew him like me [01:38.85]I know you'd agree [01:44.42]What if the world [01:46.40]Slandered my name? [01:49.27]While, he'd be right there [01:52.30]Taking the blame [01:55.43] [01:56.27]He loves me so [01:59.19]And it all suits me fine [02:06.30]That funny, sunny, honey [02:11.44]Hubby of mine [02:14.61] [02:14.71][AMOS (Spoken)] [02:14.80]I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated [02:17.38]her or somethin'...you know what I mean... [02:19.33]viloated? [02:19.98] [02:20.41][FOGARTY (Spoken)] [02:20.28]I know what you mean... [02:21.08] [02:21.28][AMOS (Spoken)] [02:21.21]...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. [02:24.05]It's a good thing I came home from work on time [02:25.65]I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that! [02:24.78] [02:25.19][ROXIE] [02:25.55]He loves me so [02:28.73]That funny honey of mine [02:31.72] [02:31.93][FOGARTY (Spoken)] [02:32.64]Name of deceased... Fred Casely. [02:33.75] [02:33.96][AMOS (Spoken)] [02:34.28]Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? [02:37.23]My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture! [02:38.33] [02:41.04][ROXIE] [02:42.11]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts [02:45.60] [02:46.12][AMOS (Spoken)] [02:46.67]She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar! [02:47.48] [02:47.80][FOGARTY (Spoken)] [02:47.90]You mean he was dead when you got home? [02:49.20] [02:49.35][AMOS (Spoken)] [02:49.48]She had him covered with a sheet [02:50.94]and she's tellin me that cock and bull story abou this burglar [02:53.47]and how I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off. [02:56.98]"Help me, Amos" she says it′s my goddamn hour of needs. [02:58.77] [02:58.88][ROXIE] [02:59.08]Now, he shot off his trap [03:01.81]I can't stand that sap [03:05.30]Look at him go [03:07.30]Rattin' on me [03:09.42]With just one more brain [03:11.83]What a half-wit he'd be [03:15.40]If they string me up [03:18.62]I'll know who [03:19.88]Brought the twine [03:20.65] [AMOS (Spoken)] [03:05.59]And I believed her! [03:07.18]That cheap little tramp. [03:09.56]So, she′s two-timing me, huh? [03:12.39]Well I′m through for protecting her now, [03:13.29]she can swing for all I care. [03:15.18]Boy, I′m down at the garage, [03:17.57]Working my butt off fourteen hours a day [03:18.67]and she′s up mucnhin′ on bon bons [03:21.36]and tramping around like some goddamn floozy. [03:23.83]Thought you could pull a war by [03:24.84]I wasn′t born yet [03:25.78]I tell you there′s something a man just can′t take [03:28.26]This time she pushed me too far. [03:31.05]That little chiseler. [03:32.99]Boy, what a sap I was! [03:23.42] [03:23.96][Roxie] [03:24.83]That scummy, crummy [03:27.98]Dummy hubby of mine!