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[ti:Lunchlady Land] [ar:Adam Sandler] [by:Lexington] [la:uk] from the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:00.00]This is a song... [00:02.00]This is uhh, This is a new song... [00:08.00]It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel... [00:14.00]The Lunchlady [00:16.00][Laughing] [00:25.00]Woke up in the morning [00:28.00]Put on my new plastic glove [00:33.00]Served some reheated salisbury steak [00:36.00]With a little slice of love [00:42.00]Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of [00:50.00]Just know everything's doing fine [00:52.00]Down here in Lunchlady Land [01:04.00]Well I wear this net on my head [01:09.00]'Cause my red hair is fallin' out [01:14.00]I wear these brown orthopedic shoes [01:17.00]'Cause I got a bad case of the gout [01:22.00]I know you want seconds on the corndogs [01:25.00]But there's no reason to shout [01:30.00]Everybody gets enough food [01:32.00]Down here in Lunchlady Land [01:44.00]Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes [01:51.00]And my breath reeks of tuna [01:54.00]And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose [02:00.00]In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true [02:04.00]Clouds made of carrots and peas [02:09.00]Mountains built of shepherds pie [02:13.00]And rivers made of macaroni and cheese [02:17.00]But don't forget to return your trays [02:20.00]And try to ignore my gum disease [02:26.00]No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land [02:39.00]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:42.00]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:44.00]Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans [02:46.00]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:50.00]Navy beans, navy beans [02:51.00]Meatloaf sandwich [02:54.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [02:57.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:01.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:04.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:07.00]Well I dreamt one morning [03:10.00]That I woke up to see [03:11.00]All the pepperoni pizza [03:12.00]Was a-looking at me [03:15.00]It screamed, why do you burn me [03:17.00]And serve me up cold [03:18.00]I said I got the spatula [03:20.00]Just do what you're told [03:22.00]Then the liver & onions [03:24.00]Started joining the fight [03:26.00]And the chocolate pudding [03:27.00]Pushed me with all its might [03:29.00]And the chop suey slapped me [03:31.00]And it kicked me in the head [03:33.00]It's called revenge Lunchlady [03:35.00]Said the garlic bread [03:36.00]I said what did I do [03:38.00]To make you all so mad [03:39.00]They said you got flabby arms [03:42.00]And your breath is bad [03:43.00]Then the green beans said [03:45.00]You better run and hide [03:47.00]But then my friend sloppy joe came [03:49.00]And joined my side [03:51.00]He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady [03:53.00]The kids wouldn't eatcha [03:55.00]You should be shakin' her hand [03:56.00]And sayin' please to meet ya [03:59.00]She gives you a purpose [04:01.00]And she gives you a goal [04:03.00]You should be kissin' her feet [04:04.00]And kissin' her mole [04:11.00]Now all the angry foods [04:13.00]Just leave me alone [04:14.00]And we all live together [04:16.00]In a happy home [04:18.00]Thanks to [04:19.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:22.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:25.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:29.00]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [Spoken] [04:33.00]Well me & sloppy joe got married [04:40.00]We got six kids and we're doing' just fine [04:43.00]Down in Lunchlady Land