My Name Is

[ti:My Name is] [ar:Eminem] [by:爱上你了音乐网] [la:The Slim Shady] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [03:34.00][03:24.00][02:16.00][01:19.00][01:09.00][00:00.00]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [03:39.00][03:27.00][02:19.00][01:23.00][01:12.00][00:04.00]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [03:40.00][03:29.00][02:22.00][01:25.00][01:14.00][00:07.00]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [03:44.00][03:33.00][02:26.00][01:29.00][01:18.00][00:09.00]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:14.00]Ahem.. excuse me! [00:18.00]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.00]for one second? [Eminem] [00:23.00]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:26.00]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) [00:29.00]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) [00:32.00]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) [00:34.00]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.00]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:40.00]And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady you a basehead! [00:43.00]Uh-uhhh! So why's your face red? Man you wasted! [00:46.00]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.00]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.00]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.00]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.00]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [00:59.00]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [01:02.00]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) [01:06.00]I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Chorus [Eminem] [01:31.00]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high [01:34.00]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy [01:37.00]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler [01:40.00]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) [01:42.00]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up [01:45.00]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) [01:48.00]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians [01:50.00]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS! [01:53.00]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.00]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do [01:59.00]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:02.00]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [02:05.00]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.00]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [02:10.00]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) [02:13.00]So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' Chorus [Eminem] [02:38.00]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) [02:41.00]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! [02:44.00]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die [02:47.00]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:50.00]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide [02:53.00]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) [02:56.00]All my life I was very deprived [02:58.00]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.00]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:03.00]I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) [03:06.00]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.00]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) [03:13.00]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:15.00]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) [03:18.00]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) [03:19.00]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) [03:21.00]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had Chorus