Guilty Conscience

[ti:The Slim Shady] [ar:Artist name here] [by:爱上你了音乐网] [la:uk] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:02.00]Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. [00:04.00]Fed up with life and the way things are going, [00:07.00]he decides to rob a liquor store. [00:09.00](I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes) [00:11.00]But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. [00:13.00]And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... (Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this) [Dr. Dre] [00:17.00]Alright, stop! (Huh?) [00:18.00]Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store [00:20.00]and try to get money out the drawer [00:22.00]You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) [00:24.00]I'm your motherfuckin conscience [Eminem] [00:26.00]That's nonsense! [00:27.00]Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs [00:30.00]And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs [00:33.00]Tell her you need a place to stay [00:34.00]You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade [Dr. Dre] [00:38.00]Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to [00:40.00]The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you [00:43.00]Think about it before you walk in the door first [00:45.00]Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] [00:48.00]Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! [00:51.00]Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? [00:53.00]Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? [00:56.00]Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] [00:59.00]Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) [01:01.00]Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) [01:04.00]Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you [01:07.00](You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) {sound of static} [01:11.00](It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute) (Mmm, I don't know!) [01:15.00](Look baby..) (Damn!) [01:17.00](Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?) (Well OK..) [announcer] [01:19.00]Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (Give me a kiss!) [01:21.00]After meeting a young girl at a rave party, [01:23.00]things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. [01:26.00]Once again, his conscience comes into play... (Shit!) [Eminem] [01:31.00]Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek [01:32.00]and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink [01:35.00]Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. [01:38.00](Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old [01:41.00]You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) [01:44.00]Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) [01:47.00]Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare [01:49.00]Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there [01:52.00](Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) [01:54.00]No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! [01:57.00](Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) [01:59.00]Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. {sound of static} {pickup idling, radio playing} [announcer] [02:09.00]Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. [02:12.00]After coming home from a hard day's work, [02:16.00]he walks in the door of his trailer park home [02:18.00]to find his wife in bed with another man. [02:22.00](WHAT THE FUCK?!?!) (Grady!!) [Dr. Dre] [02:23.00]Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] [02:26.00]Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin [02:28.00]While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! [02:31.00]FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] [02:33.00]Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? [02:36.00](What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) [02:38.00]Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady [02:41.00]But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] [02:44.00]Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? [02:47.00]Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? [02:49.00]That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard [02:52.00]You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] [02:55.00]What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) [02:57.00]I'ma kill you motherfucker! [Eminem] [02:59.00]Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! [03:00.00]Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? [03:02.00]Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? [03:05.00]How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] [03:08.00]Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went [03:10.00]Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... [03:13.00]What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? {gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}