The Kids

[ti:The Kids] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers LP] [by:cici] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:00.73]The Kids [00:01.06] [00:01.99] [00:02.36][Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) [00:04.19]And everyone should get along.. [00:06.55][00:05.19]Okay children quiet down, quiet down [00:08.28]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day [00:12.68]His name is Mr. Shady [00:14.93]Children quiet down please [00:16.72]Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) [00:18.62]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute [00:21.29]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) [00:23.33]Good luck Mr. Shady [00:24.17] [00:24.63][Eminem] [00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!) [00:26.68]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels [00:28.61]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) [00:30.98]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom [00:33.93]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot [00:36.71]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot [00:41.01]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot [00:42.19]and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock [00:44.54]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog [00:47.11]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) [00:49.78]And even if they escaped and they got the cops [00:52.35]the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge [00:55.04]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job [00:57.61]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk [01:00.28]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off [01:02.86]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker [01:05.51]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka [01:08.08]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." [01:10.72]He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her [01:13.32]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her [01:16.00]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander [01:18.58]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner [01:21.25]And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, [01:23.80]and what it might do to you [01:25.29]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you [01:26.14] [01:26.54][Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] [01:27.15] [01:27.46]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) [01:29.70]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) [01:31.98]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) [01:34.48]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) [01:37.28]So kids say no to drugs (that's right) [01:40.00]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) [01:42.74]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) [01:45.76]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? [01:47.00] [01:47.46][Eminem] [01:47.79]My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? [01:50.08]FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) [01:53.00]Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? [01:55.65]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world [01:58.04]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it [02:00.46]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid [02:03.05]and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back [02:05.33]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back [02:08.27]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old [02:10.55]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold [02:13.66]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys [02:16.21]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it [02:18.84]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive [02:22.18]and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*} [02:24.38]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches [02:27.06]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*} [02:29.58]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him [02:31.88]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" [02:34.75]cause they took it