电灯泡2

[ti:电灯泡2] [ar:康康] [by:coleboy] [offset:500] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:01.67]Ladies and Gentleman [00:05.10]Tonight is a good night [00:08.09]So we want welcome the singer who is kankan [00:13.02]Oh yes I think you'll like him very much [00:17.96]Come some about music [00:20.14]电灯泡2 [00:22.22]康康 [00:25.24]词：方文山 曲：周杰伦 [00:28.77]八字眉 一脸鬼祟 问他是谁 天生的坏胚 [00:33.28]幼稚园 刚毕业 穿运动裤 坚持配皮鞋 [00:38.04]个性 阴险虚伪 不叫我爸 偏学电视叫爹 [00:43.00]还不到六岁 居然学会 假装 憔悴 [00:48.24][02:03.48]邻居玻璃 乒乓全碎 棒球棒乱挥 [00:52.34][02:07.57]在外 专惹事非 谁知他又 哪跟筋不对 [00:57.02][02:12.27]接着 研究星座 说他魔羯 专克金牛的爹 [01:02.26][02:17.57]我口吐鲜血 倒了八辈子楣 [01:05.78][02:20.99]跟我说蟑螂 最怕 拖鞋 [01:10.50][02:25.68]乌龟怕铁锤 铁锤 怕爹 [01:15.20][02:30.38]不详的预感 开始 作祟 [01:19.89][02:35.05]接着就往我 头上 槌~~~~~ [01:25.77][02:40.92]我问他是否需要弟弟来陪 [01:30.42][02:45.60]他 缺了门牙的嘴 想要姊姊 [01:35.07][02:50.36]我说只能生弟弟或是妹妹 [01:39.68][02:55.04]他 斜眼一脸不削 硬要姊姊 [01:44.13]RAP:昨瞑乎你吵甲困袂去 [01:46.57]恁母仔越想煞越生气 [01:48.91]越头放阮作伊去 [01:51.26]怨叹恁爸无志气 [01:53.55]阮是堂堂的六尺四 [01:55.92]熊熊煞来吐大气 [01:58.31]白白来演这出戏 [02:00.76]想来想去放袂记 [03:00.52]我 解释好几百回 哄他入睡 [03:05.45]他 梦中流着口水 说要姊姊 [03:09.96]他 最后干脆直接 叫我姊姊 [03:14.50]我一脸崩溃想哭 却没眼泪 [03:18.74]耶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [03:40.51]滚 去睡觉 [03:41.00]编辑：coleboy