The Real Slim Shady

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers] [by:爱上你了音乐网] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:01.00] [00:02.00]May I have your attention please? [00:06.00]May I have your attention please? [00:08.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:16.00]We're going to have a problem here (Verse 1) [00:18.00]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.00]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.00]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25.00]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) [00:27.00]It's the return of the [00:28.00]Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he? [00:32.00]And Dr Dre said [00:33.00]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) [00:36.00]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.00]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.00]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.00]limpin' to you know who yeah, but hes so cute though [00:45.00]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47.00]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.00]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, [00:52.00]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.00]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips [00:56.00]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.00]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.00]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. [01:03.00]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.00]by the time they hit 4th grade, [01:07.00]they got the discovery channel don't they? [01:08.00]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals [01:10.00]who cut other people open like cantaloupes. [01:13.00]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.00]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. [01:20.00]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... (Chorus) [01:22.00]I'm Slim Shady [01:23.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26.00]So won't the real Slim Shady... [01:28.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [01:31.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:35.00]So won't the real Slim shady... [01:37.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 2) [01:40.00]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.00]Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. [01:45.00]You think I give a damm about a Grammy? [01:47.00]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. [01:50.00]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird? [01:52.00]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? [01:54.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. [01:56.00]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.00]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.00]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. [02:03.00]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV [02:05.00]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe [02:08.00]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.00]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) [02:12.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15.00]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:17.00]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.00]Who cuss like me [02:20.00]Who just don't give a fuck like me [02:21.00]Who dress like me [02:22.00]Walk, talk and act like me [02:23.00]It just might be the next best thing [02:25.00]But not quite me (Chorus) [02:26.00]I'm Slim Shady [02:27.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:28.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:30.00]So won't the real Slim Shady... [02:32.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [02:35.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:36.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:37.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.00]So won't the real Slim shady... [02:41.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 3) [02:44.00]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46.00]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.00]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:49.00]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.00]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54.00]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.00]And whether you like to admit it (rip) [02:57.00]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:00.00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. [03:03.00]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:05.00]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty. [03:07.00]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10.00]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:14.00]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:16.00]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.00]screaming I don't give a fuck [03:20.00]With his windows down and system up [03:22.00]So will the real Shady, please stand up [03:23.00]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.00]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.00]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? (Chorus) [03:30.00]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:31.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:32.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.00]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:36.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:39.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:40.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:41.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.00]So won't the real Slim shady... [03:45.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:49.00]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53.00]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:54.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:58.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:59.00]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:00.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:02.00]So won't the real Slim shady... [04:03.00]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up