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[ti:Virus Alert] [ar:Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [by:william王子] [0:0]欢迎访问 我爱音乐 [00:03.11]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood [00:05.21]Yankovic-Virus Alert [00:06.47]Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please [00:10.69]Really want to give you a warning [00:13.64]'Cause I found out this morning [00:14.66]'Bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus [00:17.78]If you should get any mail with the subject: Stinky Cheese [00:22.98]Better not go taking your chances [00:24.90]Under no circumstances [00:26.28]Should you open it or else it will [00:28.86]Translate your documents into Swahili [00:33.30]Make your TV record Gigli [00:35.40]Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling [00:38.70] [00:41.22](Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze [00:44.20](Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs [00:46.81](Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too [00:49.66]And the hard drive of anyone related to you [00:52.54] [00:53.98]Virus alert! [00:55.64]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [00:59.29]Forward this message on to everybody [01:02.49] [01:05.52]Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls [01:10.44]It'll make your keyboard all sticky [01:12.72]Give your poodle a hickey [01:13.98]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney [01:17.55]Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls [01:22.64]It'll set your clocks back an hour [01:24.38]And start hogging the shower [01:25.70]So just trash it now, or else it will [01:28.29]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie [01:32.73]Legally change your name to Reggie [01:34.65]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool [01:38.28] [01:40.65](Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull [01:43.35](Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull [01:46.08](Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep [01:49.09](Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep [01:51.91](Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards [01:54.88](Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards [01:57.82](Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space [02:00.79]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place [02:03.77]That's right, it's a... [02:05.59] [02:05.90]Virus alert [02:07.42]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [02:11.24]Forward this message on to everybody [02:14.27]Virus alert [02:16.16]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [02:19.32]Forward this message on to everybody [02:22.85]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [02:26.10]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [02:29.76] [02:31.65]If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born [02:37.17]So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn... [02:42.78] [02:43.50]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down [02:46.36]Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground [02:49.53]Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine [02:52.23]Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online [02:57.09] [02:58.81]Virus alert [03:00.10]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:03.67]Forward this message on to everybody [03:07.33]Virus alert [03:08.92]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:12.70]Forward this message on to everybody [03:15.77]Virus alert [03:17.63]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:21.95]Forward this message on to everybody [03:24.92]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [03:27.62]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [03:31.43]What are you waiting for? [03:33.36]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know [03:36.57]Hit... send... right... now [03:42.35]